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The Tik Tok gap in the middle is interesting

Malicious version: nobody can disprove your accusation that they were a regional manager of a Radioshack

said offending snow-covered Gestapo officer Shipdit

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Shipdit, who dropped out of high school before they covered German history

This article has clauses that go harder than most parody today

I haven’t seen jokes stacked like this since Bojack wrapped

In Minnesota, they call the state “Minipop”

Source: I make shit up

Sometimes I think how Minnesota is ranked the least stressed state

Other times I just think how

Tbf one of these things is fictional: Gentoo users

All male lesbians have wings

import RocketScience rs

rs.goto(moon)

This always felt like a boomer/zoomer thing to me

registers as S-Corp

They’re betting that AI can help to address some of the messiness and toxicity of today’s social media landscape. At the same time, social platforms will need a new set of tools to ensure they’re not taken over by AI bots posing as people.

“We’re banking on AI as a competitive advantage but also, here’s why it’s bad” is quite a business strategy

Wish Harleys still looked like that

Meant to say “plus zero” not “plus one” but I like this idea

Will Godzilla Plus Zero be a remake or a re-release?

I think you mean their should be regulation enforcing price transparency in more instances

Tiered pricing makes perfect sense in certain contexts:

Yes, I’ll pay for shipping every 6 months instead of paying for Amazon Prime. No, Papa John’s, charging 5 bucks to have your pizza jump to the top of the make line isn’t a good idea (idk if they still do this, it was always store by store and the employees just ignored it anyway)

The best of the 3

I found by high school the kids who said that (that hadn’t dropped out) moved onto a different argument by that age

Honestly, I know it ruins the joke, but I don’t think there’s as much overlap between the top and bottom groups as one may suspect

Tbf, Santa’s abilities wouldn’t be that “out there” for him

Côte d’Ivorie

It’s weird they use this as their “English-language” name but I don’t really have a point, just hoping to watch a thread become a comment shit show