Not the ones he got

Wasn’t MTG talking about space lasers of sorts?

You didn’t say “This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen.” Why didn’t you say that? Are you blind?

Corporate Democrats begone.

Interesting video. Yes, 1500 HP, yes about 50k. Available for purchase in Canada? Hmmm.

Show the Corpocrats the door

Luckily, this administration has a cure! They’ve come out with a product called Briberia, which completely cures all side effects of affluenza.

Side effects of Briberia include diarrhea, stomach pains, intense flatulence, and oily discharge. Consult your physician before starting Briberia.

Get on with your life today!

Pfff, yea right. Until they go grass roots, this is all smoke and mirrors. The voters have gotten tired of it and want actual change (which is a big reason why we’re in this mess). Get rid of Schumer and the rest of the corpocrats, and look at what the people actually want. That’ll never happen.

It means the truth is out there, but up someone’s cornhole. Keep searching my friend.

Pfff, they’ve just turned to adware-laden boxes. Next they’ll make up some BS about requiring the device to be Internet connected so you can’t disable ads too easily.

That’s a big part of enshitification: maximizing profit at the sacrifice of product quality. All of those pro-capitalist folk want you to believe the market will correct itself. The problem is when the entire market is dominated by this mentality and anyone (doing anything different) tries to enter that market is snuffed out immediately. None of the major brands will stray from this model because they are completely and hopelessly servant to the shareholder, and all that matters to them is maximizing profits at any cost. Yay enshitification!

BEHOLD! HIS GIRTH LIGHTS THE WORLD!

Mmmm, pâté. Didn’t even need a funnel or corn!

Mmmm, geese…

Are you going to 3d print slip-on penises for the switch portion in every room of your house?

Get organized for maintenance cleaning (schedule, tasks, supplies)

Clean up after yourself immediately (cooking or any clutter you make)

Sell or give stuff away that you don’t use. Evaluate every room and object in it. Less crap = less clutter.

Don’t buy shit that won’t have a home. Take your time buying stuff. Most of the gratification you get is in the research and imagining it, so spend as much time as you need to ensure it’s exactly the right thing.

This time instead of an ear diaper, they’ll just wear adult diapers on the outside of their clothes. Heartfelt tribute I tell ya…

Pfff… Come on. Did we miss the 400 million dollar jet? The mysterious pardon of a cartel drug lord? The peace council that you need to pay a billion to get into? Who needs to conceal anything anymore? Pay the orange moron and you can do anything you want.

I’m sure there will be a lot to see (/s), although, you wonder if they could yet screw it up a second time. That’s not possible, right? Best and the brightest, folks.

He will deescalate because he’s the one that escalated in the first place. Much easier to un-fuck a situation when it’s your penis.

He knows they can’t vote over here, right? No reason to stump for the orange moron over there.