No investigation no problem

Its got that vibe coded energy

2026: Whites only (again)

Wannabe

Hoidle

Could still be trump

Whats more American than breaking a treaty with the natives

One or more of the connections were mixed up. One of the switches had to be on for the other one to do anything.

Not that it matters, its just a style/convention, but both the “hot” and “load” were white wires lol.

Why not rape some children in solidarity with dear leader.

Remember the fucking ear bandages?

Good enough is good enough

Black marker works on most plastic

ICE: So anyway thats when we started blasting

Guess how much its gonna cost

Its a simple case of bad carpentry, it doesn’t have to be sinister.

A bigger turtle.

Escalate immediately and antagonize the hypothetically dangerous neighbors.

You’re right that makes way more sense.

When keepin’ it real goes wrong

I like how none of these comments involve talking to the neighbor and asking them to fix it.

Next step up would be ask the landlord to fix it.

We should force them all to join the marching band 🙄

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Music_Man

$40,000 still approaches zero. Its one or 2 years of expenses at best.