FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 13 days agoSLPT: got a problem? Set it on fire 🔥message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down11
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: got a problem? Set it on fire 🔥FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 13 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 1 month agoFeel wanted!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down12
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareFeel wanted!plus-squaremycodesucks@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmasimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1365arrow-down110
arrow-up1355arrow-down1imageSLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmaskriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square16linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flowimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1187arrow-down13
arrow-up1184arrow-down1imageSLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flowkriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square8linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 months agoIf you're in a fight with your father, mess with him by yelling "yeah well you're not my real father!"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down13
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareIf you're in a fight with your father, mess with him by yelling "yeah well you're not my real father!"plus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 2 months agoSLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.message-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down12
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square16linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.imagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1616arrow-down16
arrow-up1610arrow-down1imageSPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square23linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.message-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down10
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square16linkfedilink
psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 months agoyou don't have to wait for passing carsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down13
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareyou don't have to wait for passing carsplus-squarepsychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
robocall@lemmy.world · 4 months agoSLPT: If you can't afford Ozempic, try fent message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down17
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you can't afford Ozempic, try fent robocall@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down13
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square9linkfedilink
psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 months agoSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....message-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down15
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 8 months agoSLPT Bonus: After this life hack, you won't care about the missing pixelsimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down12
arrow-up143arrow-down1imageSLPT Bonus: After this life hack, you won't care about the missing pixelsMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 8 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 9 months agoSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down15
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.kriz@slrpnk.net · 9 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 9 months agoSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down13
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.kriz@slrpnk.net · 9 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 9 months agoSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1306arrow-down19
arrow-up1297arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.kriz@slrpnk.net · 9 months agomessage-square31linkfedilink
x4740N@lemm.ee · 10 months agoSLPT: Set your phone notification sound to the Samsung notification sound so people think you can afford expensive phones message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down15
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Set your phone notification sound to the Samsung notification sound so people think you can afford expensive phones x4740N@lemm.ee · 10 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comexternal-linkmessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1external-linkWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 11 months agoSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down12
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 11 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months agoSLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your foodmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down11
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your foodFreshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
