Hop in the Spruce Moose, Smithers

well if you beat the game they don’t win

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

A place to moisturize

J’pense pas la compréhension écrite soit l’un de ses points fort

ok but who won

what a shattering experience

Drunk driving is cute in the 4-6 yo range

forever

well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

huehuehuehueh

If the orcs had their way, they’d have some Hobbit inside of them too

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gotta get down

They’ve been a pink wall this whole time?

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You mean mr family guy himself?

I never noticed the similarities between the shows before

Father works for a powerful corporation / entity

Iconic strangulation

Prominently features a boy who wears blue, a girl who wears red and is too smart for her own good, and a quiet girl that hangs on to a keepsake