I feel like you have to have contempt for Indiana Jones to allow Indiana Jones 4 to happen.

I mean, looking back at his filmography, he arguably never could. (Zardoz is good, though.)

I’m pretty sure I would want a nap after eating an entire beef wellington, but I wouldn’t call that peasant food.

What do you call a christian who hates christ?

Evangelical, usually.

If Greta Thunberg is the antichrist and Peter Thiel a true Christian, then I am fully the fuck onboard with the devil’s machinations.

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Steve told me.

I studied poetry, painting, and music so that my sons could study mathematics and commerce, and their sons could work long hours on the assembly - without having ever studied anything - so that they can consume slop generated by AI that was pushed on everyone by people who studied commerce, created by people who studied mathematics, and trained on the works of those who studied poetry, painting, and music.

China is the future of the auto industry, if it isn’t already.

You can’t already be the future. That’s called being the present.

Sounds like a foal’s errand to me.

Come on now, OP. What ever other criticism you may level at that sandwich, you can’t say that cheese and raw onion is lacking in flavour.

Nick Adams is the alpha males eat at hooters guy.

Melania is a manananggal? Melananggal?

What a ridiculous name for a cat! Paul?! That’s a person’s name!

Lol, I guess I should have expected that response. 🤦‍♀️

I ask because I feel like your characterisation of The Shawshank Redemption could equally apply to The Godfather (if you replace good guy with protagonist) and I think they are equivalently great films. It’s just that one film is about how a normal (presumably innocent) man descends into evil and cruelty due to his circumstances and unfortunate events, the other is about a normal (textually innocent) man who maintains his inner light despite his circumstances and unfortunate events. While you may or may not find one more compelling than the other, I think they are both equally special in their way.

How do you feel about The Godfather, if I may ask?

I wonder who he plagiarised that from?

tweets 2 hours a day

Edit: I want to clarify that I think 2 hours a major underestimate.

I shall find this squad’s duty register, and have you cut from the same, Cloth.

Is a witchy phase at all distinguishable from a goth phase?