What is your metric for grooviness?

It sure does suck that everybody who believes in an afterlife goes to Hell when they die. I personally don’t believe it to be the case, but that doesn’t change it from being the reality.

Rheumatoid BarFritis

Hell yeah let’s all get complacent once again

I find your lack of faith disturbing

“For sale: baby shoes, never worn” has got nothing on “head… unavailable”

Me experiencing the manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

How do I tell my kids that I can’t give them a firm handshake goodnight anymore?

Cultures enduring a plague

But I already Pokémon Goed to the polls

I thought this was about the Bush 😞

Then look closer and think more critically

Wow, I’d sure like to have someone explain how the Holy Water thing works on a molecular level

Oh no, don’t threaten them with passivity

Why are you using Reddit?

Since when does Daphne have those glasses and eyebrows?

Kiss?

Whenever anybody makes a threat to elections, it’s best to ████ them.

A bit like Roger Waters

They fly now