If someone were to rob my house I might even let them take what they want and leave, in order to save myself and the dog. But the Russians didn’t just come to rob the house, they came to rape my wife, kidnap my kids, kill my dog and stay indefinitely in the living room.

By fighting back, the Ukrainians gained that they do still exist.

If a cop acts as if they don’t have a clue, you have to be extra careful. They might be trying to lull you into a false sense of security. They’ve been working with a lot of criminals before you, and most of those criminals have had computers and smartphones for 20 years now. They know what they are doing, nowadays.

And the guys who usually search houses aren’t average cops, they know how to search houses, because they search houses regularly. They’ve had dozens of cases in the past that couldn’t be solved because someone has unplugged a pc too soon. They have regular trainings where they are updated on the newest developments. They have learned by now. We’re not living in 2005 anymore and neither do the cops.

Oh, very rigorous maritime engineering standards

Maybe just call them, like in the good old days?

One day “general strike”, or as we in Germany call it: “Regular Sunday”

Why do you think we’d still be working in mines? We’ll obviously be working on clickfarms where we have to select pictures of bicycles or traffic lights all day. Not because the AI overlord wouldn’t be able to solve those by itself, but out of sheer vengeance.

You just gave me an idea: Sushi, but with mett instead of tuna. I’m AFK now, have to buy some rice…

I’ve never seen mett on a pizza. Not to say that place doesn’t exist somewhere, but it’s definitely not common.

If you’re ever in Germany again, searching for a decent pizza, don’t look for a blinking “Pizza” sign, which usually marks a fast food pizza delivery. Look out for a “Ristorante” or “Pizzeria” which is a real italian restaurant selling authentic italian pizza.

Der letzte bekannte Krankheitsausbruch bei Menschen, der durch ein Hausschwein verursacht wurde, ereignete sich im Jahr 1970.

Of cause the victims are a problem to be solved. Not the way the US try to “solve” the problem, but by having a healthcare system that doesn’t incenivise doctors to prescribe huge amounts of highly potent opioids for minor pains. And by having a healthcare system that pays for therapy when you are addicted. And by having workers rights that don’t leave you job- and homeless once the drugs impact your productivity.

The opioid crisis is a real problem and one of the most visible symptoms of a fucked up “healthcare” system that the Greenlanders are threatened with by the orange morons invasion plans. So I can totally understand why they protest against that.

It actually is the special train to Pankow in east Berlin.

get your PAL license

What’s sitting on the couch watching TV gonna do? You should rather get a gun and prepare to fight.

How else would their AI assistant know when to recline your seats and start the Marvin Gaye playlist?

Sadly it’s quite hard to get a decent Vinschgauer even here in northern Germany. So unless you get to visit the Alps, you’ll probably be out of luck. Or you have to bake it for yourself.

Counter question: What’s pizza about it?

It is. It’s common here to get jelly with your meat roasts. The butcher takes pork or beef stock, add the juices arising during the rosting process, salt and seasoning and thickens it with gelatin.

No, I don’t know some random pizza from a random hotel in a random town on the other end of the world. But looking at the pictures, I’d say that, albeit not looking very appetizing, it definitely looks much more pizza-like than that Chicago style cheesecake.

But if you ever come to visit, I can recommend a lovely little Italian osteria in the original Altona where you can get great authentic Italian pizza.

It’s jelly, made of stock and the juices arising while roasting the meat. Kind of like a savoury jello.

Nah thanks. I’ll just stay here and enjoy my cheese burger.