Wait, they play tennis? I thought they were boxers

EDIT: Oooooooh

He did the Riyadh Comedy Festival. He was judged especially hard since his dad was a 9/11 victim

Jane Wickline has singlehandedly breathed new life into SNL for me. Previously it was Pete Davidson (RIP his career choices) that made me feel represented there. Made me excited to watch.

Bang bang! Feuer frei!

When my dog is a little hoarse I take him to the vet

It’s too small to measure, just like his…

Quitting AI is something that most people have questions about and I am glad that you mentioned this topic because this gives me the opportunity to talk to you about this topic that you mentioned. AI is an abbreviation that stands for artificial intelligence. A similar material that is also artificial is plastic. Anyway, here is a recipe for a peach pie that can help you start your car on a cold winter morning:

• 200ml red wine
• 50g cashew nuts
• 300g brown rice

I wrote this with ChatGPT

EDIT: Ok, I didn’t, but I like to mock it. ChatGPT is the peak of absurdist humor

The funniest and most shallow thing about that is those houses are often empty on the inside

The original poster still thinks “Italians aren’t white”

You know what’s funny? Cadette doesn’t let me pet her, but she lets me boop her nose. I understand that’s how cats say hello. So I guess that’s her way of saying hello to me

Also, please come back later and tell us what a cat’s nose tastes like

I think he’s all they have left lol

Sometimes science do be cruel like that

What… the actual… fuck

No, it’s cool. The flames cancel out the ice. The resulting sensation is actually quite pleasant

DHS! DHS, over here! Oh! Oh! DHS! Look here! DHS! Down here, DHS! Look here! No, not there! Here, look at me! Are you looking?

Fuck you.

I find your comment insulting. I dare you to try saying that in my group.

I’m defo never gonna be allowed into the US. Ever.

Good.

Means I’m less likely to get shot. Ever.

Oh man, his friends will never let him live this down

Copying my videos from my phone to my external harddrives as I type this