I remember listening to Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit when out came out thinking this was the roughest rock could ever go.

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Those were your exact words…

There are exactly two reasons for being on social media, to post content and to make comments. If you don’t like it, why don’t you go away.

Fucking boomer ass comic. Hur dur, husband bad. Lemmy could be so much better than this.

I guess I’m ruled by my heart.

Slice thin, fry crispy

When Smells Like Teen Spirit came out there was already far harder shit. Nirvana was never heavy at all.

Bread pudding

Jefferson thought Muslims would like it here and thought it would be a good idea.

Lol, TST doing the Lord’s work (I got jokes) yet again.

Things in real life take longer than ticktock blurbs. It took years to fuck it this bad. It can’t be unfucked overnight.

Sincerely, slow clap. Most appropriate use of Uncle Ruckus. You win the fucking Internet today.

Don’t fire till you see the whites of their eyes.

Sucks to have to put down an animal that’s not even fit to eat. Moose are crazy dangerous though and it may not have given up.

That bridge looks like a swanky nightclub.

I was being mildly facetious.

I haven’t had one downrange of me yet. I was merely suggesting another option since throwing things was the move they chose this time. The other is surely coming, but man, nobody in their right mind really wants to be the one that pops the first one. Trouble is out looking, so nobody has to go looking for it. It’s coming.

Duh

By law, you’re only allowed to shoot at random people if you are a cop, ICE or Border Patrol agent. If you choose to join their ranks shoot yourself first.

You could make one. There’s even kits available. Making your own pedals is a rewarding side hobby to playing electric instruments.

I’m guessing you just woke up from a long nap. The church definitely has representation in the US government.