I always got valentines from my mom, and sent them to her as well. I also give them to my cat.

This doesn’t say if he’s actually allowed to be mayor or not. I would think if you can’t vote you can’t be mayor? I guess they let dogs do it sometimes though so, I don’t know.

About three dozen people showed up to march for bil­lion­aires. About a dozen, includ­ing a man dressed satir­ic­ally as Mr. Mono­poly, marched against them, mock­ing the protest with signs that read, “Let them eat cake” and “Defund the poor.”

I would be pretty pissed if the NSA wasn’t keeping an eye on the director of national intelligence, even if they weren’t someone who was already suspected of being a foreign agent for myriad reasons.

Yes, they overreach all the time, but this isn’t random wire tapping. Gabbard has been sus for years.

Yes.

My boss thinks that the specific job title we hold is the reason we are “at will” employees and makes a big deal of telling new hires that they can be let go for any reason with no notice because if this. This is the case for every job in every US state except Montana, unless a contract says otherwise and I tell her every time.

My mom kept hers for sentimental reasons and I played with it as a kid. I cannot imagine the RSIs people would get from those bad boys.

I have two species of foxes that I regularly shoo off my porch. They go “HhhhuuuuYak!”

Coyotes do hellish screaming, these guys sound like someone aggressively clearing their throat.

This is by design.

It was so sweet watching my former-feral learn about memory foam mattresses. She loved to jump up on the bed and then body slam sideways and hold still to sink in.

Pears are the new pineapple.

Missed opportunity to call it OoOFTA. Ice out of our faces today act.

I think that was just the 90s. “Health food stores” were like 90% vitamins/supplements and 10% terrible bread and bulk bins of brewers yeast and brown rice.

My family went to the heath food store a lot, voted blue and marched against nestle and the gulf war. And we drank a lot of concentrated orange juice.

We thought juice was heathy 🤷‍♀️

In my experience, raw and unhomogenized milk can be shaken and the cream mixes with the milk. Pasteurized unhomogenized milk separates and doesn’t re-mix. If you buy whole milk that way (Stauss Organic) it’s basically skim milk with a chunk of hard milk fat at the top, unless you warm it, then it turns to grease floating on top that no amount of whisking will incorporate. Why do people want this?

Just accept that modernity has given you safe, non-chunky milk. It’s a good thing.

As a treat.

Do not question the beverages administered by Lady Gaga herself.

Polite request to act with decency… domestic terrorist for sure.

It is you I’m looking for.