Duck tits.

Well, some consider a greedy, twice-impeached, twice-divorced, adulterous, insurrectionist, 34-count fraudulent felonious rapist, pedophile, con-artist’s honor worthy of defending. Even though he also knowing stole/hid top-secret documents, publicly went on racist tirades, compromised military information, openly invited an opposing country to interfere with our democracy, has blackmailed a friendly country to fraudulently begin investigations into a political opponent, …should have just used a spread operator here.

Speaks a lot about those people I would say. I wasn’t even surprised to read about this. Saddened, sure, but surprised, not even remotely.

Translated: We are cowards and the current president is a ridiculously fragile crybaby who can bury us all if we produce data that indicates he is polling worse than the previous president, who he claims was the worst of all time. We have no spine, no balls, no integrity, and welcome our tissue-skinned commander-in-chief into our eagerly-awaiting spread cheeks.

Seems to be a common theme nowadays.

Our republican-led government is willing to let a notorious child sex trafficker walk free in exchange for lying about the presidents involvement.

Let that sink in.

Listen here you little shit…

Homie the clown. Seattle

That’s an S-tier episode right there.

It’s not a risk if you know what you are doing. Then again I don’t forage for mushrooms that look like phalloides, besporigeras or marginatas. I stick with ones that are easily identifiable like Lions Mane, Oyster, Lobster, chanterelles, morels, porcinis, matsutakes and the like.

It gets you outdoors and learning your land, even if you are just observing/documenting and not collecting for food. That said, I don’t get the people that roll the dice with iffy picks or trusting roadside vendors without experience. They are crazy. Amatoxin death sounds gnarly.

I’m living in Baaaakersfieeeeld, I’m at a, month-long, Kid Rock festival…

Bold strategy.

He regrets getting caught.

Fair point.

Like this is supposed to be shocking anymore. It’s expected, and yet accepted for some insane reason. Good times, good times.

And that’s disregarding the mountain of other shit this guy has done just in this term, let alone the last ten years. The man is trash, and 30% of the US identifies with him. JFC

It’s got his name/brand on it. Of course it’s a grift. Is anyone seriously stupid enough to be blind to that anymore? It’s basically all he does, apart from crying about getting his feelings hurt and being a willfully ignorant dickhead. It’s incredible that we are even talking about this.

We the People of the United States can.

Pokémon go-to-the-fuck off already.

Goddamnit. That was the first thing that came to mind.

I’m trying, but my government keeps moving the goalposts on how far I need to fuck off. It’s beginning to get exhausting.

Holy shit, I just came across these guys yesterday. Was like, fuckin Flying Microtonal Primus meets the Yellow Submarine movie. Had just watched this video no more than four hours ago.

Best music duo since Death From Above 1979

Good username, btw.

Washing his hands after brushing his hair. Cleaning the top of his natty ice before chugging. Disposing of his scabs in a proper container. Bleaching his wifebeaters weekly. Flossing after every cigarette.

Well, we are certainly gaining enough downhill momentum to get us back up somewhere.