Dude got brain damage and became a conservative.

See this is the kind of shitposting I actually like.

Nice.

Thanks conservatives.

Not that any are intelligent enough to figure out how to get on Lemmy.

Can’t have conservative voters without stupid people.

The GOP is well aware of that.

So, the same thing that happens every time America gives Republicans control.

As in they’re fucking children in their private jets while they’re flying through the sky.

Look at those survivors stare this traitorous cunt down.

Bondi isn’t public enemy #1, but she’s real close.

Always nice when a judge confirms something we’ve all seen with our eyes.

Now put them in prison.

PaRtY oF sMaLL gOvErNmEnt

Add it to the pile of Republican projection.

I can’t even blame Tim Apple for this one. If I knew I could bribe a total idiot with a trinket and get what I want worth way more in return, I’d probably do it too.

When a felon rapist changes your last name for you and you don’t do anything about it.

Full name should be The Coward Tim Apple.

Remember when conservatives at least pretended to be fiscally conservative?

Now it’s 100% a bigot platform. No room left for pretending about actually governing.

I’ve been alive long enough to have become an adult before social media happened.

Social media is the correct answer.

I’ve never witnessed something have a more detrimental effect on society.

As an American, our discourse, especially political, went absolutely apeshit at the same time social media and smart phones started becoming a household thing. We absolutely would not be in the situation we currently find ourselves if not for social media.

There are simply too many ignorant humans for social media to be anything other than a total disaster.

Apparently bringing corpses from the 90s back who got famous singing about fucking children is ok, but some people with brown skin dancing provacatively is a bridge too far.

Conservative logic.

GOP: So…govern today?

Also GOP: Nah. Too hard.

GOP: Open baseless investigation to make the stupids think we’re doing something of value?

Also GOP: Bingo!!!

Because Americans let conservatives have power, which means the circus came to town. And they brought their clowns with them.

Germ says he isn’t scared of himself.

There will definitely be a new war to pump up ratings.

When your federal government shutting down is a big win.