What are your favourite jokes and puns?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/43035630

One of mines:

All the kids had a name, all except

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I know a really good knock-knock joke but need you to start it.
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  knock knock
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    Come in.
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    Who’s there?
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      Taser
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        Taser wh-!!!
        
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        Taser wh who
        
        LOL nice.
        
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