That’s creamed potatoes. Mash is Irish smashed avo.
Of course it is. Mashed potatoes was invented by one of Miles’ famous cousins, Guac O’Mole.

Guacamole is just Mexican mashed potatoes.
I won’t ever be able to eat mashed potatoes without pondering this from now on.
only if you use it as a dip for crisps
Yo dawg, I heard you like 'taters…
What if we put it in a noodle?
if you put it in a noodle does it become a pierogi?
Or OR… Irish guac burrito
Mashed potatoes are just savory starch whipped cream
If you’re not putting some heavy whipping cream in your mashed potatoes, you’re not doing it right
Mashed potatoes is occidental rice.
That’s not true. Potatoes in general are. Rice and potatoes both take many forms
Though fr I think barley, oats, or wheat flour may actually be occidental rice, at least in hiw it’s traditionally used for everything from noodles to porridge to desserts to booze.
Isn’t the potato a New World crop?
Guacamole is a topping. Mashed potatoes is a, uh, course. So no.





