I don’t trust this. What if it is a lower grade of copper than advertised?
No recourse but to chisel a strongly worded tablet
(a fyi nitpick: their tablets weren’t chiseled. Cuneiform was written by pressing a reed into soft clay)
TIL, makes sense. I always thought how angry I’d be if my tablet cracked half way through chiseling.
And strongly worded it shall be.
Bah, that’s contemptible.
This copper is perfectly fine. Although I dont think “aight” is a standard grade of copper, its copper enough to verifiably be copper upon closer inspection
If I saw this for sale at Spencer’s Gifts, I would probably buy one. This is hilarious.
Ea-Nasir Cooper Bullion Bar - $20
This website is funny. Read the disclaimer and the reviews.

I love this.

Beautiful language
> be me
> fuck up a batch of copper at work
> boss get’s angry with me, about to be fired
> suddenly I rememeber
> we can sell the copper to history nerds on the internet
> it works
> save job, even get a bonus
> thank you shitty mesopotaniam copper merchant
> thank you history nerds
This is so stupid i would buy it just as gag souvenier
Lucky you! You can.
https://www.legboot.com/product/ea-nasir-copper-bullion-bar/
Ugh, wanted to buy… but I am Nanni
NANI‽‽
I love the one star reviews 😂
The best part is those edges!
This is so stupid. I really want one.
i love that upon inspection it already has some patina. frist prize!









