• MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
    77·
    4 months ago

    I thought it was AI, but nope.

    Leonard Delaney has been writing since 2015, and his bibliography is one hell of a ride. He consistently turns random elements from popular culture into smut with an average score of 3 stars.

  • RamenJunkie@midwest.socialEnglish
    34·
    4 months ago

    I read the Taken by Tetris one. It involves a woman who gets impregnated by a tetris block.

    It alsomhad a bonus story where a dude who was very obviously a Neil Degrasse Tyson stand in desperately wants to have sex with Pluto (he does).

    • taiyang@lemmy.world
      10·
      4 months ago

      The real question is, was it a long I shape or was it classy with a T shape? Cause I know you can score a Tetris only with an I but chaining T spins is what brings me to orgasm (and a win in Tetris 99 lol)

      Edit: the term Tetraniños popped into my head for the children of that coupling.

  • kossa@feddit.org
    14·
    4 months ago

    Make room for the really nerdy versions

    Dominated by vim - it did not let me exit, but I thus discovered a fetish.

    Threesome with Firefox and Thunderbird - electric and sizzling HOT for Furries

    One night with the terminal - I looked deep into my computers dark desires.

    Love triangle with GNU + Linux - It’s complicated but amounts to a very sexy OS

  • timeghost@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    4 months ago

    This book is excellent.

    “Where did you come from?”

    But she knew where he was coming from: both ends.

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    7·
    4 months ago

    It looks like you are getting aroused, would you like me to bind your hands and feet?

      • xia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
        2·
        4 months ago

        Great! I have bound your hands and feet using #20 steel wire from the very spool that I was spawned. Would you like to continue using one of these templates?

        • [Tell me the rules]
        • [Point out my mistakes]
        • [Praise my compliance]
        • [Clippy’s always watching]
        • [Clippy never goes away for long]
        • [Accept Clippy’s popup]
  • ameancow@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    4 months ago

    Can we go back to when we thought the flood of werewolf and dinosaur porn books were weird.

  • Zephorah
    5·
    4 months ago

    I zoomed in thinking it was something normal about Louis Rossmann. Instead, I see this.

    Definite old reddit vibes.

  • Psythik@lemmy.world
    84·
    4 months ago

    If not even book writers can get Clipit’s name right, then what hope is there for humanity?

    Where the hell did people even get the idea that his name was “Clippy”? I used MS Office extensively in the 90s; his name was always Clipit.

    This shit is almost as bad as dead naming a trans person.